Say goodbye to yesterday – Shredder calendar
The Chrono-Shredder is a wall calendar designed by Susanna Hertrich that shreds the days as they pass. It takes a full 24-hours to shred a date, but only 10 minutes to run a dead hooker through a wood-chipper.
The Chrono-Shredder is a device that reminds us of the preciousness of our lifetime. It represents the passing of time by shredding the days of the year – printed on a paper roll – at a slow constant rate. To shred one day takes 24 hours. There is no “off”-button. As the seconds pass by, the tattered remains of the past pile up under the device… (Source)
The hooker thing is COMPLETELY relevant haha. but this is cool.
paper shredders + calendars. find a way to include oreos and THIS IS THE SINGLE GREATEST INVENTION OF ALL TIME.
I have to get me one of these.